MUMS are in hysterics over a £56 Christmas jumper with an "outrageously rude" design.
FatFace's Felicity Fairisle Jumper, from Angie Smith's The Stylist Edit, has an unfortunate bunting pattern with red dots at the corner of each triangle.
Shoppers were quick to point out the design looks like a row of boobs - and you won't be able to un-see it.
Posting on Mumsnet, one woman said: "I don't think they really thought though pattern.
"Or maybe they did for the niche market of those who think knitwear isn't complete without a line of boobs across it."
While others commented "that is terrible", "no wonder the model is biting her fingers !" and "cannot be unseen. I look forward to observing those jumpers in the wild."
Other punny mums joked: "More t*twear than knitwear" and "I'd feel like a right t*t wearing that".
One woman slated: "£56 for a mainly plastic boob jumper? Amazed they’re not flying off the shelves!"
While a second wrote: "Right so, a row of mini-boobles... I will never look at a string of baubles quite the same again."
And another said: "Yeah... I think I'll just stick to Primark and Tescos for my clothes."
The boob comparisons have even made their way onto the Fairisle website - where the jumper currently has a rating of 2.9 stars.
Reviewing the top, shoppers mocked: "Nothing I like more than images of melons on my melons!" and "The pattern looks exactly like a row of boobs! Multi-boob bunting across your own boobs!"
Others raved: "BOOBY JUMPERS FOR ALL" and suggested: "Once you see the lines of boobs, you can’t unsee them. Perhaps different colours would have made it less obvious?"
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Another shopper mocked: "LOOKS A LITTLE BOOBISH Looks just like a row of boobs.
"Not to say that there's anything wrong with that. It is a lovely jumper, just don't be surprised if you have a few curious glances whilst out shopping or taking tea."
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