Al Reynolds No Longer Wishes to Reach for This Star

Its not always so easy to see the error of your ways. Look at how long it took Stavros Niarchos to stop dating Paris Hilton. Or Tara Conner to realize that cocaine, alcohol and representing your country as a young, hot woman just dont mix.

It’s not always so easy to see the error of your ways. Look at how long it took Stavros Niarchos to stop dating Paris Hilton.

Or Tara Conner to realize that cocaine, alcohol and representing your country as a young, hot woman just don’t mix.

Fortunately, most people do come around eventually. And, by the look of this picture below, it appears as though Al Reynolds has finally realized that he married Star Jones. It’s okay, Al. You were probably blinded by The View before.

But take a look at that blubbery arm now! The flesh is looser than Lindsay Lohan

The not-at-all happy couple is celebrating Jones’ birthday with a bunch of people who must have showed up at the wrong party. We’re assuming guests here would prefer to have atttended the bash for Lauren Conrad instead.

Oh well. You can’t get everything you want. As Reynolds now knows. After all, he probably wants a wife who isn’t ugly and self-serving.

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